This phrase has floated around in my
brain for probably 30-40 years. In some
novel, possibly by Iris Murdoch, a character who fancies himself a religious
philosopher says he could never love a woman who was “some sort of vague
Deist.”
To which I say: “Honey, you don’t know
what you’re missing.”
I was raised a Catholic. My father’s family was Catholic, as far back
as we knew, which was about four generations.
(I have a strong suspicion that there was a forced conversion from
Judaism somewhere back in Prussia.) Mom wasn’t
Catholic. She grew up more or less
protestant and described herself as Heathen, but she must have been a
fundamentalist Heathen. All the
strictures of a Bible-thumper, and no mercy whatsoever.
Being Catholic meant catechism twice a
week, confession once a month (a terrified goody-goody, I used to have to make
stuff up) and kneeling on a hard tile floor in the back of the church every
Sunday because my father could never get us there on time. Typical of many
Catholics, I learned nothing about the Bible. I tried reading the King James version,
but found it impenetrable. A childhood friend, who burned from a young age to
be a hellfire preacher, explained to me that Catholics used a Douay Bible. Aha!
The bible of my people! I asked for one for a confirmation present.
No help at all. Douay was as much word
salad as King James.
At 21, I fell in love with a Jewish man, married
him, and converted. Not an easy process. You have to ask three times before a
Rabbi will consent to tutor you. Unlike Christians, Jews make you work for
it. I studied with the Rabbi for about
six months. He was intelligent,
humorous, and generous with his time. I also
learned a lot more about Christianity while studying Judaism than I’d ever
learned in catechism.
My husband’s family was largely secular, but I loved
the holiday celebrations in their home. I
learned the prayers and I did my part. I
was content. But as the marriage came
apart, so did my commitment to the religion.
I was becoming a psychotherapist at the time, of the
transpersonal persuasion. Transpersonal therapy has acquired a reputation for
using mind-expanding drugs, but it’s actually about adding “spirit” to the
humanist picture of the human being.
During grad school, I explored Buddhism, Vendanta, neo-paganism, Episcopaganism, Wicca, you name it.
When my kids entered Waldorf School, I found Anthroposophy,
a branch of esoteric Christian philosophy that incorporates many religious
traditions rather than “othering” them. My hunch is that it’s what Jesus
originally had in mind. I like to describe it as Christianity from Mars.
But I have a disinclination for detail, midrash, and
parsing religious texts. My basic
spiritual orientation is best described by the ancient idea described by Aldous
Huxley in The Perennial Philosophy—the
place where all religions meet. When you
read something by Gandhi, or the Dalai Lama, or Matthew Fox, or Anne Lamott,
and your heart goes, “Yes. And yes, and yes, and yes,” you have stumbled on the
perennial philosophy.
Which makes me some sort of vague Deist, I’m
guessing.
I know I’m not the only religious dilettante out
there. (Please?) I would love to hear
about your spiritual journeying!